Have we done the fat fecker on benefits yet?

[d000hg]

Somebody must be taking him those huge protions of food? It takes a lot of calories to maintain that weight.
Sad.

They do sell food on the internet now you know

54 stone on benefits!!!! How on earth is that possible?

54 stone makes him a more legitimate case for incapacity benefit than a bad back which lessens up for just enough time to walk to the pub each day.

[Zippy]

They do sell food on the internet now you know

Yep, I know and I have to get off my fat arse to collect my beer and buns from the nice man who delivers it and I have to take it upstairs myself before I can lie in bed scoffing

[TimberWolf]

Agreed. 20000 calories a day is exceptional. How much foes that cost?

If he really were eating 20,000 calories a day, most of it must have been poohed straight out lest he die from heat exhaustion. 20,000 Calories = 84 * 10^6 J = 1000 watts, night and day. An Olympic athlete can burn that for a few seconds before collapsing in a pool of sweat. And factor in that fat people have a large volume/surface area, which makes losing heat inefficient, and that large bodies tend to have slower metabolisms than less massive ones and... it doesn't stack up.

[d000hg]

Yep, I know and I have to get off my fat arse to collect my beer and buns from the nice man who delivers it and I have to take it upstairs myself before I can lie in bed scoffing

If you don't live upstairs they'll bring it in for you if you get a nice one, or give them a quid

However at that size, you'd be better buying some 2nd-hand kit from Yo Sushi!

[wim121]

Are you saying wim is a feeder?

Do you hear that?



It's the sound of no-one giving a toss about what you say .....

[mudskipper]

I'd hardly describe the 'before' as slim.

[MarillionFan]

I'd hardly describe the 'before' as slim.

[BrilloPad]

Yep, I know and I have to get off my fat arse to collect my beer and buns from the nice man who delivers it and I have to take it upstairs myself before I can lie in bed scoffing

Offer him a sh4g if he carries it upstairs.

HTH

[SupremeSpod]

Have we done the fat fecker on benefits yet?

MTT might have.

[EternalOptimist]

There was a bloke by us who worked as a bouncer in the local pubs. He went to seed and took to his bed scoffing and boozing all day. I think he was 35 stone when he died
They had to take the bedroom window out, knock a load of bricks out and get a crane to winch the body down to the ground


That'll teach the fat bastid to chuck me out of the grapes