Reply to: Have we done the fat fecker on benefits yet?

[TimberWolf]

If he really were eating 20,000 calories a day, most of it must have been poohed straight out lest he die from heat exhaustion. 20,000 Calories = 84 * 10^6 J = 1000 watts, night and day. An Olympic athlete can burn that for a few seconds before collapsing in a pool of sweat. And factor in that fat people have a large volume/surface area, which makes losing heat inefficient, and that large bodies tend to have slower metabolisms than less massive ones and... it doesn't stack up.

Forgot to factor in that he wasn't burning those 20,000/day calories if he was laying them down as fat. So he was either not in a state of weight equilibrium (laying down fat to the tune of 2 litres/day) or was pooing them straight out.

[EternalOptimist]

There was a bloke by us who worked as a bouncer in the local pubs. He went to seed and took to his bed scoffing and boozing all day. I think he was 35 stone when he died
They had to take the bedroom window out, knock a load of bricks out and get a crane to winch the body down to the ground


That'll teach the fat bastid to chuck me out of the grapes

[SupremeSpod]

Have we done the fat fecker on benefits yet?

MTT might have.

[BrilloPad]

Yep, I know and I have to get off my fat arse to collect my beer and buns from the nice man who delivers it and I have to take it upstairs myself before I can lie in bed scoffing

Offer him a sh4g if he carries it upstairs.

HTH

[MarillionFan]

I'd hardly describe the 'before' as slim.

[mudskipper]

I'd hardly describe the 'before' as slim.

[wim121]

Are you saying wim is a feeder?

Do you hear that?



It's the sound of no-one giving a toss about what you say .....

[d000hg]

Yep, I know and I have to get off my fat arse to collect my beer and buns from the nice man who delivers it and I have to take it upstairs myself before I can lie in bed scoffing

If you don't live upstairs they'll bring it in for you if you get a nice one, or give them a quid

However at that size, you'd be better buying some 2nd-hand kit from Yo Sushi!

[TimberWolf]

Agreed. 20000 calories a day is exceptional. How much foes that cost?

If he really were eating 20,000 calories a day, most of it must have been poohed straight out lest he die from heat exhaustion. 20,000 Calories = 84 * 10^6 J = 1000 watts, night and day. An Olympic athlete can burn that for a few seconds before collapsing in a pool of sweat. And factor in that fat people have a large volume/surface area, which makes losing heat inefficient, and that large bodies tend to have slower metabolisms than less massive ones and... it doesn't stack up.

[Zippy]

They do sell food on the internet now you know

Yep, I know and I have to get off my fat arse to collect my beer and buns from the nice man who delivers it and I have to take it upstairs myself before I can lie in bed scoffing

[d000hg]

Somebody must be taking him those huge protions of food? It takes a lot of calories to maintain that weight.
Sad.

They do sell food on the internet now you know

54 stone on benefits!!!! How on earth is that possible?

54 stone makes him a more legitimate case for incapacity benefit than a bad back which lessens up for just enough time to walk to the pub each day.

[TimberWolf]

No. This is a new one. We did
Nomadds mum last time.

Here you go (KUATB)

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ttest-man.html

7 carers.

[MarillionFan]

Pretty sure we've done this one before. Last time he had helpers tending him hand and foot. Like a queen bee.

No. This is a new one. We did
Nomadds mum last time.

[TimberWolf]

Pretty sure we've done this one before. Last time he had helpers tending him hand and foot. Like a queen bee.

[Zippy]

Agreed. 20000 calories a day is exceptional. How much foes that cost?

Check your shopping bill. Der....

Edit: about 150 cans of Stella?