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    #61
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    They've got no painkillers. The parrots ate 'em all.
    very good


    thats going straight into my repetoir that is
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #62
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      very good


      thats going straight into my repetoir that is
      I shall record it in Annal G (sic).

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        #63
        Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
        Bitter and twisted.
        How did you figure that?

        I said that is what is going to happen to you, not a complaint on my part.





        Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
        My wife does the majority of the shopping, thanks though.
        With an attitude like that, your divorce is coming sooner than you think.

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          #64
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Pieces of seven. It was a parroty error.
          Have they already got you on the heavy meds then?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #65
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            You have claimed that women are not as clever as men and that they have a duty to make themselves attractive whereas men do not.
            I never said anything of the sort. Obviously you cant read and should go back to primary school.

            I never mentioned intelligence as a factor at all, that is you pathetically trying to place words in others mouths because you're too dim to further a normal conversation.

            What I said my dear dimwit, is that biologically women, right back to primates, use colourful and engorged parts of their body to attract a mate. Men use physical prowess such as clubbing a tiger.

            It isn't sexist to say a woman should groom herself better than a man to attract a mate, it is an evolutionary fact and to argue otherwise just shows how retarded some of you really are.









            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Unfortunately wim121 has problems.

            He was drawn in his youth to work in offices in European cities far from his stern father and protective mother, that were stuffed full of sexually active young gay men. But he never had the courage to go that extra step and sit down for a cup of tea with one of them and ask for help for his repressed homosexual desires. Instead he built up a towering resentment against their happiness, which left him unpleasantly homophobic.

            Then he tried desperately to make it work with women, but it never did. So the misogyny welled up inside him. There are tell-tale signs of the root of this in his comments about menstruation and looks -he doesn't just hate women but he is disgusted by them. A classic case. But he's young enough that with therapy and time he might pull through. Until then, we're stuck with him.
            Not even close .....

            Everything I have said is a fact. If you fail to understand any of it or wish to counter it, feel free. However chucking around delusional stories and insults shows how immature you really are.

            It is a wonder why you participate in a forum if you have no interest in conversing with others? All you seem to do is post insults, probably compensation over your feelings of inadequate penis size and too cowardly to pick a fight in the real world since you know you'll lose on intellect and strength.

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              #66
              Originally posted by wim121 View Post
              I never said anything of the sort. Obviously you cant read and should go back to primary school.
              Good comeback.

              I never mentioned intelligence as a factor at all, that is you pathetically trying to place words in others mouths because you're too dim to further a normal conversation.
              Yes you certainly have in the past.

              It isn't sexist to say a woman should groom herself better than a man to attract a mate, it is an evolutionary fact and to argue otherwise just shows how retarded some of you really are.
              Actually you're totally incorrect. Watch any nature program and you see the males fighting over the females, trying to impress the females with their strength and prospects as a mate. It is the male birds who have the brilliant plumage and do the silly dances, the males who have the huge antlers, etc.


              Everything I have said is a fact.
              Wow, well that's set us all to rights now you've told us this.


              If you fail to understand any of it or wish to counter it, feel free. However chucking around delusional stories and insults shows how immature you really are.

              It is a wonder why you participate in a forum if you have no interest in conversing with others? All you seem to do is post insults, probably compensation over your feelings of inadequate penis size and too cowardly to pick a fight in the real world since you know you'll lose on intellect and strength.
              You seem to be losing your facade, showing your true colours.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #67
                Also you're barking up the wrong tree. Old Greg doesn't have a penis.

                Last edited by d000hg; 8 May 2012, 22:41.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Good comeback.
                  Just a fact. You failed to understand basic English, so what was I supposed to think?





                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Yes you certainly have in the past.
                  No I haven't, but feel free to prove so if you wish.





                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Actually you're totally incorrect.
                  No I'm not >>>



                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Watch any nature program and you see the males fighting over the females, trying to impress the females with their strength and prospects as a mate.
                  Echo echo echo echo .....

                  This is exactly what I have said just a few minutes ago and earlier in the thread.



                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  It is the male birds who have the brilliant plumage and do the silly dances, the males who have the huge antlers, etc.
                  News alert, we aren't birds. To compare mating across the entire animal kingdom is ridiculous. If we are going to compare ourselves we should do amongst anthropoids such as; apes, etc.

                  Originally posted by wikipedia
                  Females of certain species of baboon have red buttocks that blush to attract males. In the case of humans, females tend to have proportionally wider and thicker buttocks due to higher subcutaneous fat and proportionally wider hips.
                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttocks

                  As I was saying earlier, female baboons for instance, have blushing buttocks to attract mates. While other anthropoids may not share this feature, human females have wider hips and thicker buttocks as they hold sexual significance and attraction. A woman with a curvier body signals that she is a better biological choice to carry children successfully.

                  Among anthropoids, the female gender usually uses physical characteristics and bodily displays of attraction to entice a mate.
                  Last edited by wim121; 8 May 2012, 22:51.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    You seem to be losing your facade, showing your true colours.
                    That wasn't even aimed at you, see the quotes above. I fail to see what you mean by your post and stand by mine. If you have another reason to explain the delusional tales of old-greg and why he fails to participate in conversations productively, I would be interested to hear why?

                    My point though was valid, it would appear that he is so insecure in his own masculinity and unable to participate in a reasoned conversation, that he ends up posting the drivel he does.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      Also you're barking up the wrong tree. Old Greg doesn't have a penis.

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