MoD's Top Secret Systems Hacked

[NickFitz]

"It was a surprise to people quite how vulnerable we are" says Major General Jonathan Shaw.

Hackers have breached top secret MoD systems, cyber-security chief admits

[SupremeSpod]

I'd be impressed if they could get in via Skynet.

[MarillionFan]

"It was a surprise to people quite how vulnerable we are" says Major General Jonathan Shaw.

Hackers have breached top secret MoD systems, cyber-security chief admits

Round up all of the male autistic teenagers in the country & this should solve the problem.

[BrilloPad]

Interesting they dont say who hacked them. Suppose it is the Chinese? Or worse, our deadly enemies the French.

If its kids then they deserve a medal.

Thought - are they making up this story to try to get extra funding? Sorry if that is very cynical.

[BrilloPad]

Round up all of the male autistic teenagers in the country & this should solve the problem.

This would mean taking my kids away away from me when they become teens?

Excellent idea! I can have a nice rest....

[MarillionFan]

Interesting they dont say who hacked them. Suppose it is the Chinese? Or worse, our deadly enemies the French.

If its kids then they deserve a medal.

Thought - are they making up this story to try to get extra funding? Sorry if that is very cynical.

I think it's a cover so we can extradite Abu Nebuchadnezzar to the US.

[SupremeSpod]

Interesting they dont say who hacked them. Suppose it is the Chinese? Or worse, our deadly enemies the French.

If its kids then they deserve a medal.

Thought - are they making up this story to try to get extra funding? Sorry if that is very cynical.

It's easy mate. IP address 94.236.30.92 is the army recruitment website. IP Address 94.236.30.93 gives you access to Rapier Missile locations and control data.

Put it on the "net" and people will play with it.

[SupremeSpod]

It'll be back.

Technical specifications
The fleet of military X-band satellites have been specifically designed to support smaller, low powered, tactical terminals. Each Skynet 5 satellite is equipped with:

• High power 160W TWTAs on all transponders, giving 56 dBW peak EIRP in each transmit spot beam and 41 dBW peak EIRP in each global beam per transponder.
• 15 active transponders ranging in bandwidth from 20MHz to 40 MHz
• Up to 9 UHF channels
• Multiple fully steerable downlink spot beams
• On Board Active Receive Antenna (OBARA) capable of generating multiple shaped uplink beams
• Flexible switching capability allowing connectivity between any uplink beam and at least two downlink beams
• Nuclear hardening, anti-jamming countermeasures and laser protection

[bobspud]

"It was a surprise to people quite how vulnerable we are" says Major General Jonathan Shaw.

Hackers have breached top secret MoD systems, cyber-security chief admits

No tulip sherlock...

From the minute that they went from UNIX to windows for the desktop system they have been fighting viruses. (mostly given to us by our friends the US)

[bobspud]

<Open the pod bay doors, Hal>

<Unexpected Application Error, Retry or Cancel>

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to zeitghost again.

Very funny!