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Please explain it like I am a 3 yr old !

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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You've got your penis stuck in the hoover again haven't you?
    Happens to the best of us.

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      #12
      And that's what you get for posting in General, folks.
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #13
        I am living with my partner and new baby she is on 40 k and paye
        One smart baby
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #14
          Put the child into Nursery. Use Childcare vouchers.

          More importantly, next time post threads like this in somewhere other than general!

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            #15
            Originally posted by ladyGaGa View Post
            Ask.
            Your.
            Accountant.

            (NB. Not sure how many 3 year old's understand long words like "Accountant"?)
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