I love Boris.

[mudskipper]

Poll to follow

[AtW]

Don't like both.

This should be an option in any voting and if majority chooses then both pretenders have to be banned for life from being elected

[mudskipper]

Don't like both.

You want a Paddick option?

[AtW]

You want a Paddick option?

No.

[mudskipper]

AtW for mayor

[AtW]

AtW for mayor

Now that's a fresh idea!

[Diver]

Famous Boris Quotes

On Channel 5 - "I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects."

On how to vote - "Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."

[mudskipper]

Famous Boris Quotes

On Channel 5 - "I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects."

On how to vote - "Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."

There you go then.

[AtW]

I'll vote for this Boris -

[minestrone]

Both are absolute twats but I would rather have the idiot in charge.