Hang around the streets of Munich (haven't heard from scooterscot recently either...)
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Get in there nerds
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'
They declined.
Times have changed since the the sweeney . Or maybe they figured it would not be a quickie. -
I'm sure Wim will be along soon to tell us how all women are rapists.
Seriously though, that article reads more DailyMash than DailyMailCoffee's for closersComment
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Is there much difference these days? Apart from the daily mash having fewer immigrants and house prices.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostI'm sure Wim will be along soon to tell us how all women are rapists.
Seriously though, that article reads more DailyMash than DailyMailComment
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Nomadds mum?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhen police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'
They declined.
Times have changed since the the sweeney . Or maybe they figured it would not be a quickie.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I was thinking NLYUK
'I met her on a bus,' said the man. 'She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me.'
Are they sure she was a Laydee?Comment
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They probably saw the state of the bloke and wisely decided to turn down the offer.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhen police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'
They declined.
Times have changed since the the sweeney . Or maybe they figured it would not be a quickie.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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