Hoaxing your way through life

**Clog II The Avenger** · 25 May 2006, 17:01

and the INTERVIEW

INTERVIEW
Q. Now Mr Pimp, How would you get hold of new leads?
A. Well I’d phone up a contractor and tell him I have this great role but I need some refs beforehand.
Q. Can you give an example of making a client happy?
A. Yes, I would tell him you can get rid of any of our contractors without notice.
Q. How would you increase profits?
A. I would tell the contractor just before he signs the contract that the client will only pay £10 PER HOUR LESS.

**premiere** · 25 May 2006, 17:04

Shouldn't that be 'Less than £10 per hour' ?

**thunderlizard** · 25 May 2006, 22:12

Yes, I suspect that £70k+ is really £70k-. Meaning that somebody once earned £70k in a year, or they would have done if they hadn't had their decent accounts taken off them.

**Fungus** · 26 May 2006, 05:47

Would a job agent believe the content of an ad for a job agent?

**Bovvered** · 26 May 2006, 06:34

lol, how the feck can a trainee get paid 70G???

**Churchill** · 26 May 2006, 07:10

Gentlemen, did you notice that the advert was for Dublin? Ireland?

Now, let me explain, in Dublin, Ireland, they use the EURO...

So, I suggest that you get back on those fecking phones before I sack the bloody lot of you!

**threaded** · 26 May 2006, 07:24

Originally posted by thunderlizard

Yes, I suspect that £70k+ is really £70k-. Meaning that somebody once earned £70k in a year, or they would have done if they hadn't had their decent accounts taken off them.

Why do you assume £70k? I thought in Ireland they used that Euro thingy, but still it's about £50k, which I think it must be "on target earnings", still an awful lot to pay for a telesales type BOS. So guess the whole advert must be one of them things agents do on jobserve when they're bored.

**Emperor Dalek** · 26 May 2006, 07:30

Hoaxing your way through life

Threaded's managed to do it.

**Churchill** · 26 May 2006, 07:44

Originally posted by threaded

Why do you assume £70k? I thought in Ireland they used that Euro thingy, but still it's about £50k, which I think it must be "on target earnings", still an awful lot to pay for a telesales type BOS. So guess the whole advert must be one of them things agents do on jobserve when they're bored.

You really are slow today Threaded, is this age related or is it the fact that you're a Yorkshire in-bred?

Hoaxing your way through life