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Previously on "Hoaxing your way through life"

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Why do you assume £70k? I thought in Ireland they used that Euro thingy, but still it's about £50k, which I think it must be "on target earnings", still an awful lot to pay for a telesales type BOS. So guess the whole advert must be one of them things agents do on jobserve when they're bored.
    Threaded is Corporal Jones and I claim my five euros.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Why do you assume £70k? I thought in Ireland they used that Euro thingy, but still it's about £50k, which I think it must be "on target earnings", still an awful lot to pay for a telesales type BOS. So guess the whole advert must be one of them things agents do on jobserve when they're bored.
    You really are slow today Threaded, is this age related or is it the fact that you're a Yorkshire in-bred?

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Hoaxing your way through life

    Threaded's managed to do it.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard
    Yes, I suspect that £70k+ is really £70k-. Meaning that somebody once earned £70k in a year, or they would have done if they hadn't had their decent accounts taken off them.
    Why do you assume £70k? I thought in Ireland they used that Euro thingy, but still it's about £50k, which I think it must be "on target earnings", still an awful lot to pay for a telesales type BOS. So guess the whole advert must be one of them things agents do on jobserve when they're bored.

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  • Churchill
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    Gentlemen, did you notice that the advert was for Dublin? Ireland?

    Now, let me explain, in Dublin, Ireland, they use the EURO...

    So, I suggest that you get back on those fecking phones before I sack the bloody lot of you!

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  • Bovvered
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    lol, how the feck can a trainee get paid 70G???

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  • Fungus
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    Would a job agent believe the content of an ad for a job agent?

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  • thunderlizard
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    Yes, I suspect that £70k+ is really £70k-. Meaning that somebody once earned £70k in a year, or they would have done if they hadn't had their decent accounts taken off them.

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  • premiere
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    Shouldn't that be 'Less than £10 per hour' ?

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  • Clog II The Avenger
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    and the INTERVIEW

    INTERVIEW
    Q. Now Mr Pimp, How would you get hold of new leads?
    A. Well I’d phone up a contractor and tell him I have this great role but I need some refs beforehand.
    Q. Can you give an example of making a client happy?
    A. Yes, I would tell him you can get rid of any of our contractors without notice.
    Q. How would you increase profits?
    A. I would tell the contractor just before he signs the contract that the client will only pay £10 PER HOUR LESS.

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  • premiere
    started a topic Hoaxing your way through life

    Hoaxing your way through life

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