Maybe its because I had a bad night but this nearly has me in tears

[Diver]

THe dog looks more like 'right, feck, right, oh, feck, right, so who's throwing the green monster next then?'

[nomadd]

I reckon you fight because you can't feckin spell.

It's Afghan.

Has the cut-n-paste function stopped working on your keyboard? I couldn't see the mandatory "Your mum and I..." reply.

God forbid if you now have to stop, think and type before posting on CUK!

[MarillionFan]

Has the cut-n-paste function stopped working on your keyboard? I couldn't see the mandatory "Your mum and I..." reply.

God forbid if you now have to stop, think and type before posting on CUK!

Sorry. I apologise. You're correct it's a bad oversight. Your mum and I had been at it all night and I was a little tired. Won't happen again.

[Diver]

Besides, it's not Afgan or Afghan it's officially the "Islamic Republic of Afghanistan" (Persian/Pashto: افغانستان, Afġānistān).

So you're both numpties

[MarillionFan]

Besides, it's not Afgan or Afghan it's officially the "Islamic Republic of Afghanistan" (Persian/Pashto: افغانستان, Afġānistān).

So you're both numpties

Oi Vidal Sassoon!! Go split your hair elsewhere.

[nomadd]

Sorry. I apologise. Your mum and I ..

Thank heavens, your troll counter is restored. Not far to 22,000 cut-n-pastes now, eh?