Reply to: Maybe its because I had a bad night but this nearly has me in tears

[nomadd]

Sorry. I apologise. Your mum and I ..

Thank heavens, your troll counter is restored. Not far to 22,000 cut-n-pastes now, eh?

[MarillionFan]

Besides, it's not Afgan or Afghan it's officially the "Islamic Republic of Afghanistan" (Persian/Pashto: افغانستان, Afġānistān).

So you're both numpties

Oi Vidal Sassoon!! Go split your hair elsewhere.

[Diver]

Besides, it's not Afgan or Afghan it's officially the "Islamic Republic of Afghanistan" (Persian/Pashto: افغانستان, Afġānistān).

So you're both numpties

[MarillionFan]

Has the cut-n-paste function stopped working on your keyboard? I couldn't see the mandatory "Your mum and I..." reply.

God forbid if you now have to stop, think and type before posting on CUK!

Sorry. I apologise. You're correct it's a bad oversight. Your mum and I had been at it all night and I was a little tired. Won't happen again.

[nomadd]

I reckon you fight because you can't feckin spell.

It's Afghan.

Has the cut-n-paste function stopped working on your keyboard? I couldn't see the mandatory "Your mum and I..." reply.

God forbid if you now have to stop, think and type before posting on CUK!

[Diver]

THe dog looks more like 'right, feck, right, oh, feck, right, so who's throwing the green monster next then?'

[MarillionFan]

True, and most of us noticed but because of the emotional post we refrained from correcting him.

Thankfully we have a total pedantic Tw@t on hand to do it for us

THe dog looks more like 'right, feck, right, oh, feck, right, so who's throwing the green monster next then?'

[Diver]

I reckon you fight because you can't feckin spell.

It's Afghan.

True, and most of us noticed but because of the emotional post we refrained from correcting him.

Thankfully we have a total pedantic Tw@t on hand to do it for us

[MarillionFan]

I know its sentimental tulip but this tulip has just caught me at the right/wrong time for it to hit a nerve and although we bicker and often come to blows when we are in the same room (we are now no longer allowed to sit next to each other at family dinners after repeatedly stabbing each other in the hands with our forks) I can't wait for my brother to get back from Afgan so we can continue to beat lumps out of each other.

Maybe a puppy would bring you both closer together?

Respect to your brother for the Afgan tour. Seriously.


But beating each other up and stabbing each other with forks..? Bit stupid, TBH.

I reckon you fight because you can't feckin spell.

It's Afghan.

[scooby]

thats more like it.
get some good jokes ready for him, tell them when he is noisey, then leave him alone when he gets quiet

WHS. Completely.

Even now, 5yrs after they've been out of there, some of my old colleagues wont talk and still go quiet. I was lucky enough to get out before it went pete tong. Good luck to your bro, tell him to keep his head down and come home safely.

(And assuming he's Army, he'll be smiling after the Army win today! )

Scooby.

[EternalOptimist]

Well funny you should say that on the day he deployed he server his wife divorce papers so I think he's more chance getting a warm reception from the dog rather than the bitch

thats more like it.
get some good jokes ready for him, tell them when he is noisey, then leave him alone when he gets quiet

[SimonMac]

Maybe a puppy would bring you both closer together?

Respect to your brother for the Afgan tour. Seriously.

But beating each other up and stabbing each other with forks..? Bit stupid, TBH.

We are close, if I ever need him he is there like a shot (I remember him driving half way across southern England to bail me out of Yeovil cop shop one night), we are just dickheads to each other when things are going well

[nomadd]

[video=youtube;4G80oSZ--QU]its sentimental tulip but this tulip has just caught me at the right/wrong time for it to hit a nerve and although we bicker and often come to blows when we are in the same room (we are now no longer allowed to sit next to each other at family dinners after repeatedly stabbing each other in the hands with our forks) I can't wait for my brother to get back from Afgan so we can continue to beat lumps out of each other.

Maybe a puppy would bring you both closer together?

Respect to your brother for the Afgan tour. Seriously.

But beating each other up and stabbing each other with forks..? Bit stupid, TBH.

[SimonMac]

stop it you big softy.

when I used to come home on leave, I had to beg my bird to run around with me balls in her mouth,

I think a big fck-off wolf would have been safer

Well funny you should say that on the day he deployed he server his wife divorce papers so I think he's more chance getting a warm reception from the dog rather than the bitch

[EternalOptimist]

stop it you big softy.

when I used to come home on leave, I had to beg my bird to run around with me balls in her mouth,

I think a big fck-off wolf would have been safer