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    Jobserve - Job of the Day

    Senior Death Penalty Consultant - temporary job - London - April-27-2012 (CxoHr)



    I wonder if there is a performance bonus.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Does anyone else think its funny a job about consulting on death is only temporary?!
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Dear Mortal,

      Further to your advertisement for a senior death consultant, I hereby attach my CV:



      I shall be visiting you very soon.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Out of interest, what were you searching on Jobserve to throw that up?????

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
          Out of interest, what were you searching on Jobserve to throw that up?????
          He thought he was still on the "necrophilia.com" "cold dates" section...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
            Out of interest, what were you searching on Jobserve to throw that up?????
            Business Intelligence???
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Business Intelligence???
              LoL

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Working in finance if I have an off day someone might lose some money. Have an off day there and someone dies.

                Though personally I agree with the death penalty. Maybe I should apply and be really rubbish at the job....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Working in finance if I have an off day someone might lose some money. Have an off day there and someone dies.

                  Though personally I agree with the death penalty. Maybe I should apply and be really rubbish at the job....
                  You may have to change your personal profile

                  "Brillopad is an experienced consultant within Finance & Law. His motto is 'Hanging's too good for the b@stards'
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

                    The moment it said Reprieve I stopped reading. My experience only covers Enforcement. The search for the perfect role continues...
                    nomadd liked this post

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