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nomadd replied

27 April 2012, 12:44
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Senior Death Penalty Consultant - temporary job - London - April-27-2012 (CxoHr)

I wonder if there is a performance bonus.

The moment it said Reprieve I stopped reading. My experience only covers Enforcement. The search for the perfect role continues...
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MarillionFan replied

27 April 2012, 11:16
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Working in finance if I have an off day someone might lose some money. Have an off day there and someone dies.

Though personally I agree with the death penalty. Maybe I should apply and be really rubbish at the job....

You may have to change your personal profile

"Brillopad is an experienced consultant within Finance & Law. His motto is 'Hanging's too good for the b@stards'
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BrilloPad replied

27 April 2012, 10:08
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Senior Death Penalty Consultant - temporary job - London - April-27-2012 (CxoHr)

I wonder if there is a performance bonus.

Working in finance if I have an off day someone might lose some money. Have an off day there and someone dies.

Though personally I agree with the death penalty. Maybe I should apply and be really rubbish at the job....
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Bacchus replied

27 April 2012, 10:03
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Business Intelligence???

LoL
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MarillionFan replied

27 April 2012, 09:55
Originally posted by Bacchus View Post

Out of interest, what were you searching on Jobserve to throw that up?????

Business Intelligence???
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SupremeSpod replied

27 April 2012, 09:41
Originally posted by Bacchus View Post

Out of interest, what were you searching on Jobserve to throw that up?????

He thought he was still on the "necrophilia.com" "cold dates" section...
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Bacchus replied

27 April 2012, 09:39
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Senior Death Penalty Consultant - temporary job - London - April-27-2012 (CxoHr)

I wonder if there is a performance bonus.

Out of interest, what were you searching on Jobserve to throw that up?????
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TimberWolf replied

27 April 2012, 09:34
Dear Mortal,

Further to your advertisement for a senior death consultant, I hereby attach my CV:

I shall be visiting you very soon.
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SimonMac replied

27 April 2012, 09:17
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Senior Death Penalty Consultant - temporary job - London - April-27-2012 (CxoHr)

I wonder if there is a performance bonus.

Does anyone else think its funny a job about consulting on death is only temporary?!
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MarillionFan started a topic Jobserve - Job of the Day

27 April 2012, 09:11
Jobserve - Job of the Day

Senior Death Penalty Consultant - temporary job - London - April-27-2012 (CxoHr)

I wonder if there is a performance bonus.
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