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[SupremeSpod]

Dear NLUK,

SupremeSpod says I am a bedwetter. Am I? If so, what can I do to stop this?

Cheers
Brillo

Stop what, being a bedwetter or me calling you a bedwetter?

You really must remove all ambiguity!

[BrilloPad]

Stop what, being a bedwetter or me calling you a bedwetter?

You really must remove all ambiguity!

What would the fun in that be?

I doubt anything would stop you calling me a bedwetter. If there was, I would probably ask you rather than NLUK. And then you would decide I was sensitive and go on about it even more....

[SupremeSpod]

What would the fun in that be?

I doubt anything would stop you calling me a bedwetter. If there was, I would probably ask you rather than NLUK. And then you would decide I was sensitive and go on about it even more....

Who Sir, Me Sir? No Sir.

Consider the subject closed.

For Now

[Old Greg]

Dear NLUK,

SupremeSpod says I am a bedwetter. Am I? If so, what can I do to stop this?

Cheers
Brillo

Stop sleeping with him. You have a reasonable idea of where he's been so don't be surprised when the infection progresses to incontinence.

NLUK

[BrilloPad]

Stop sleeping with him. You have a reasonable idea of where he's been so don't be surprised when the infection progresses to incontinence.

NLUK

Do I stop sleeping with SupremeSpod or NLUK or both? MF says he will stop sleeping with me if I give up either of them.

[Old Greg]

Do I stop sleeping with SupremeSpod or NLUK or both? MF says he will stop sleeping with me if I give up either of them.

That's because he's too emotionally incompetent to tell you that he wants you to give them both up.

He's planning a cottage for you both in Bridgwater.

[BrilloPad]

He's planning a cottage for you both in Bridgwater.

I thought the Bridgwater fight was going to be in a cage? Surely we aren't going to get much support in a cottage?

[Diver]

That's because he's too emotionally incompetent to tell you that he wants you to give them both up.

He's planning a cottage for you both in Bridgwater.

I did hear rumours to that effect.

an I'll swear on a stack of bibles the rumours are true

[Old Greg]

I thought the Bridgwater fight was going to be in a cage? Surely we aren't going to get much support in a cottage?

Depends on the cottage.

[BrilloPad]

I did hear rumours to that effect.

an I'll swear on a stack of bibles the rumours are true

And I promise not to tell them all you are a muslim. And your real name is Osama.