Ask NLUK

[mudskipper]

Dear NLUK

Am I cut out to be a contractor?

Kind regards
k2p2

 

[Diver]

Dear NLUK

Am I cut out to be a contractor?

Kind regards
k2p2

NLUK has aked me to answer this one.

Have you considered prostitution as a career choice?

If so you are eminently suited for the role of contractor

 

[mudskipper]

NLUK has aked me to answer this one.

Have you considered prostitution as a career choice?

If so you are eminently suited for the role of contractor

Is this the new contractor entity test? I thought there were supposed to be 12 questions. With weightings.

 

[Diver]

Is this the new contractor entity test? I thought there were supposed to be 12 questions. With weightings.

Just 2 questions and answering No to either means that you are destined for a life of permiedom and mediocrity

1. Have you considered prostitution as a career choice?

2. Would you sell your children?

I'm a permie

 

[nomadd]

Dear NLUK,

1. Should I Opt-in or Opt-out?
2. Can I trust Agents?
3. Should I hand my notice in first, or find a contract first?
4. What's a Warchest?

And finally...

5. Should I Use Search?

 

[nomadd]

Dear NLUK,

Following the excellent advice you gave to my previous questions, I have now landed my first contract.

Question: Should I do the cleaning lady?

 

[nomadd]

Dear NLUK,

Following the excellent advice you gave to my previous question, I have now lost my virginity.

Question: How do I become a RepWhore?