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Would you steal from a self serevice till?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    No, but then again I wouldn't commit fraud, shoplift or burgle. Nor would I take kickbacks or contract bribes and I've been offered some tidy ones over the years.

    I always look at the long term, possible consequences, self respect and the affect it would have on my family.

    I've never been unfaithful to my wife either as I couldn't imagine putting that much hurt on her.

    So basically an honest (reasonably) and morally upstanding citized (reasonably)
    WHS.

    That and the fact that my Dear old Dad was a Copper has given me a built in guilt complex.

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      #12
      I'm surprised the guy pinched 80 mill got immunity. I mean how can you guarantee immunity. Surely you pocket 40 million then grass him anyway and get the other 40 mill back.
      I'm alright Jack

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        #13
        Ocasionally in the canteen I've been charged the subsidised meal price instead of the external price, and I didn't say anything:

        I'm alright Jack

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          #14
          HECTOR!!! OVER HERE !!!!!!

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            #15
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            WK2P2S. It usually ends with me and a few other people wondering if I have Tourettes.
            "Beep" [1 nanosecond delay] "please place the item in the bagging area" "Approval needed" "Unexpected item in the bagging area"

            That's why I walk the line and pick the prettiest checkout girl, so what if she has to ask what an aubergine is.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #16
              Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
              WHS.

              That and the fact that my Dear old Dad was a Copper has given me a built in guilt complex.
              I went to a Catholic school, same difference.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #17
                The staff at our local Tesco Express call their self service till Myrtle, because she's always moaning about something.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  ... "Unexpected item in the bagging area" ...
                  It's a f***ing bag!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                    The staff at our local Tesco Express call their self service till Myrtle, because they're all mental spastics who never progressed beyond "Harry Potter" in their quest for literary enlightenment.
                    ftfy.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                      It's a f***ing bag!
                      Is that a euphemism for a 6 pinter?

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