Originally posted by psychocandy
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Attitude of people on low pay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
Not wanting to sound like a bit of a Tory scummer )
We may behave like Tories and we may be a s privileged as many of the Tories and we may agree with their doctrines but we are of course too cowardly to admit it.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostSeems like your cleaner has a better grip of the nature of self-employment and MOO than you.Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Mr.Whippy View PostIs comparing an "urgent roll-out of something" with cleaning the skids off your crapper really a fair comparison?
If I was cleaning for a living I'd probably want to take my birthday off too rather than cleaning someone elses skids. I don't think that's unreasonable. Perhaps we need an "Attitude of people on high daily rates" thread, complete with inordinate amounts of exclamation marks.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postno but planning ahead and advising your customers seems more common higher up the pay chain.Comment
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We used to have a cleaner, a very fit fine thing she was, South American I believe. I remember once she spoke in broken English that she wanted to clean my office, so I sauntered into the kitchen to make a coffee. I had a real itchy crotch at the time and as she was safely hoovering the office, I pulled my track suit fronts and part of my underwear down and had a good old rub.
I suddenly looked up and there she was at the kitchen doorway with my office bin in her hands, wide eyed, open mouthed, rooted to the spot.
But not in a good way.
I mumbled my apologies and quickly vacated the kitchen...never told the ex.
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostWe used to have a cleaner, a very fit fine thing she was, South American I believe. I remember once she spoke in broken English that she wanted to clean my office, so I sauntered into the kitchen to make a coffee. I had a real itchy crotch at the time and as she was safely hoovering the office, I pulled my track suit fronts and part of my underwear down and had a good old rub.
I suddenly looked up and there she was at the kitchen doorway with my office bin in her hands, wide eyed, open mouthed, rooted to the spot.
But not in a good way.
I mumbled my apologies and quickly vacated the kitchen...never told the ex.
Maybe she fancied you but was put off by the thought you had crabs?
These days it seems they allow cleaners of both sexes into both male and female toilets. The other day I went into some toilets and found a female cleaner in there. I went to the urinal terrified she might not be able to resist me.....Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Maybe she fancied you but was put off by the thought you had crabs?
These days it seems they allow cleaners of both sexes into both male and female toilets. The other day I went into some toilets and found a female cleaner in there. I went to the urinal terrified she might not be able to resist me.....
Yeah, but can you imagine if she had told the ex-wife that she couldn't work in the house any more as Señor Pervertos was there playing with his cojones?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View Post
Yeah, but can you imagine if she had told the ex-wife that she couldn't work in the house any more as Señor Pervertos was there playing with his cojones?Comment
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BP, I was in a campsite in the middle of the nullabor with my wife. We'd been driving around Aus. Anyway, we were the only ones in the campsite. We'd parked the campervan next to the ladies loos, as my wife didn't fancy the trawl across the campsite in the middle of the night (pregnant).
In the morning, I was performing my 'ablutions' and letting go on the night befores meal, when I heard footsteps coming towards the loo. As the loo door opened, I opened the cubicle, with my shorts around my ankles waving my willy shouting woo hoo.
My wife was quite surprised to see me in the campervan 1 minute later, slamming the roof shut and taking off at high speed. Not too sure the camp site owners wife enjoyed her view.
To move the story on a bit, about 20ks down the road, not having finished clearing my bowels, I pulled off the road, desperate to finish what I'd started, and went to a look out over looking the Australian bight, nearest town 230kms, no cars in the car park. I went to the edge of what I assumed was a cliff, took the shorts off and sat hovering naked, to finish what I had started, with my wife under strict instructions to blow the horn were any cars, unlikely, to come into view.
Half way through, 4 ramblers just appeared, literally, to the side of me. I was mid leverage so couldn't do anything but wish them good morning. They moved on pretty quickly. I then finished up, stormed to the wife about to say very funny, but there were no cars, they'd walked, it must have been, 30 odd klicks from the following look outComment
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