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Always had Formby down as more of a Linux man......When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply..... -
Hello, Mr. MarillionFan. Or as they called you around CUK: M*****F****.
I want you to make a choice.
There's a slow-acting poison coursing through your system, which only I have the antidote for.
Will you murder a mother and her child to save yourself?
Listen carefully, if you will.
There are rules.
EO
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What we've got here is a failure to communicate.Originally posted by AtW View PostLooks like we've got here classic North-South divide...
Cool Hand Luke.Comment
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There is more than failure in here, you can believe me in that ...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat we've got here is a failure to communicate.Comment
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As well as selling all those grills? What a clever chap.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postdid you know George Formby made a song about being a cleaner of windows. ask cojak
But then cojak finds time to be a dominatrix.Comment
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But sassy has left now. For good.Originally posted by AtW View PostThere is more than failure in here, you can believe me in that ...Comment
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I think you'll find it was a subtle question in relation to the OP as opposed to a statement, but if you were offended by the subtle post then I offer the statement 'Grow a pair'.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostYou fckd up with an earlier post. Either the worst trolling ever and / or you don't have the balls to apologise. Bottom line, just fck off and die somewhere. You contribute nothing and are just a waste of airspace.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAs well as selling all those grills? What a clever chap.
But then cojak finds time to be a dominatrix.
Sorry, can't rep you for that. Have to spread some around etc etc.....When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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As keeping with the off track post here, BBC iPlayer - Frank Skinner on George FormbyOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postdid you know George Formby made a song about being a cleaner of windows. ask cojak
was brilliant the other night and well worth a watch.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Its getting more and more difficult these days.Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
Sorry, can't rep you for that. Have to spread some around etc etc.....Comment
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