cuk has improved recently

[MarillionFan]

FTFY

[EternalOptimist]

You have neg repped me every few days since the reset with a stupid comment. I haven't repped you in return because I am showing the other cheek.

One a 2005 post, today a 2009 post.

Now walk away you two faced turd.

spot the tapeworm - straight for the turd.

dont stick yer head out the bottom MF, you might get wiped

[BrilloPad]

I do love a nice evening posting on cuk. Its just like family on here. Well its like my family anyway.

Can someone keep an eye out for the mods please? If one appears hoot like an owl and we can all scarper.

[MarillionFan]

spot the tapeworm - straight for the turd.

dont stick yer head out the bottom MF, you might get wiped

Oh ho ho ho. Oh Ambassador you are really spoling us with your scouse wit.

Can we have a story about a tulipting cat now please?

[AtW]

Will you two get a room?

[MarillionFan]

Will you two get a room?

He's paying. There's no way I'm going to be shelling out for all the stuff he nicks the next day.

[EternalOptimist]

Oh ho ho ho. Oh Ambassador you are really spoling us with your scouse wit.

Can we have a story about a tulipting cat now please?

well you are the only person complaining. When I hear a crecendo like 'I wish to fck he would just go' that you have had, then I will desist

[AtW]

He's paying. There's no way I'm going to be shelling out for all the stuff he nicks the next day.

Ok, then you invite him to your room, send wife away on a shopping trip and sort it all out like grown up men.

[MarillionFan]

well you are the only person complaining. When I hear a crecendo like 'I wish to fck he would just go' that you have had, then I will desist

Can someone translate that please? I don't speak scouse.

[EternalOptimist]

Can someone translate that please? I don't speak scouse.

well you need to spend more time using your ears

and less time using your nose