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How to kill time when you're on the bench
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That's very cool.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Get marriedOriginally posted by Mupps View PostWhat's the best way to spend your time between contracts?
And, what's a usual amount of time to sit on the bench?
Basically, i'm at home and bored now...
Your wife will make sure you're never bored... and not in a good way either
Coffee's for closersComment
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WHS.Originally posted by amcdonald View PostDon't what ever you do repeatedly press F5 on Jobserve, you'll get depression
Set it up so you technical areas in the locations you want contracts trigger emails off to you from jobserve, get them sent to your phone. That way you only need to spend at most an hour a day hunting for a contract
I have a number of RSS feeds set up which update my phone as new roles come in that meet my criteria. If they do then I'm on the phone.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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But in late march, you were told to stop working immediately, then gloated you already had something lined up.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm not benched. I'm working my notice period. And once finished I still won't be benched as I will have something in place.
I was last benched for a few weeks in 2009 and previous to that 2001.
You extrapolate worse than Scootscot with a spreadsheet.
Now you are saying you weren't told to stop working, but to work your notice?
You have got some front haven't youComment
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It would be cheaper to find someone you hate and give them 70% of your assetsOriginally posted by Spacecadet View PostGet married
Your wife will make sure you're never bored... and not in a good way either
Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Hector?Originally posted by amcdonald View PostIt would be cheaper to find someone you hate and give them 70% of your assetsCoffee's for closersComment
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Given the choice yesOriginally posted by Spacecadet View PostHector?Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Are you my ex-wife?Originally posted by Zoiderman View PostBut in late march, you were told to stop working immediately, then gloated you already had something lined up.
Now you are saying you weren't told to stop working, but to work your notice?
You have got some front haven't youWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Already done the way too expensive holiday,
already got wonkers cramp
already done the CBT to death
and it's too sodding wet to go play outside.
it's still better than being in my last contract though.... but they paid me lots of money sob sob.
Good advice about the jobsites.Comment
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No, just pointing out some glaring inaccuracies in the lies you're peddlingOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostAre you my ex-wife?Comment
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