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This weekend you will mostly be.................
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back and forwards to hosp seeing Downsouth Jnr, as he's been in Special Baby care since birth a few days back, but doing well, a little infection
other than that doing the touristy thing with my parents being downComment
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Popping out to Borough market at lunch to get some decent scoff for the weekend then leaving early to pick up one of the old bints from the garage where she's been having her rear axle oil seals changed and a fresh MOT.
Tomorrow I'm fixing a new master switch on the lathe in the workshop and the lights in my office which have all mysteriously stopped working. I'm removing the track for some sliding wardrobes which I put on eBay and starting work on bedroom 2. Staying in for dinner.
Sunday I will take easy, might take one of the cars out for a spin to the pub lunchtime if it's nice.
Thank you for asking....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Last night had a Nyotaimori evening which went on until late but was jolly good fun. Today it is off to Frankfurt for a long day and evening of Teratophilia followed by Somnophilia with a chance of Salirophilia thrown in if I'm lucky. Sunday is a nice dinner with friends.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Trenching. Concrete footings, Build retaining wall, backfill.
Blockwork to patio.
Relocate compost heap (again)
but only if the weather permits
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Originally posted by Pondlife View Postand wine, lots of wine.Originally posted by alluvial View PostWine, lots of beer, more wine. Then hoping for lots of rain so I can avoid painting the windows as I'll have a hangover and the last thing I want to be doing in that state is wobbling about on top of a ladder.Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostTonight: wine, food & a movieOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostPishedWhat's so bad in your life that you have to spend the weekend like this to numb out the pain? Cant remember last time I had a drink, probably some time in Jan.Originally posted by Bunk View PostWHS probably
Personally I'll be spending the weekend, going to the gym, sexting and meeting hot strangers for the sex part of the text.
Omg, do you think I do this for the same reasons you guys get drunk? I'll think about that at the gym.Comment
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Trench dug, now filling with rainwaterOriginally posted by Diver View PostTrenching. Concrete footings, Build retaining wall, backfill.
Blockwork to patio.
Relocate compost heap (again)
but only if the weather permits
I give up
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Upgraded to the premium gaydar account?Originally posted by escapeUK View PostWhat's so bad in your life that you have to spend the weekend like this to numb out the pain? Cant remember last time I had a drink, probably some time in Jan.
Personally I'll be spending the weekend, going to the gym, sexting and meeting hot strangers for the sex part of the text.
Omg, do you think I do this for the same reasons you guys get drunk? I'll think about that at the gym.Comment
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Why, do you recommend it?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostUpgraded to the premium gaydar account?Comment
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