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This weekend you will mostly be.................
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Today I had to take the twins to 11+ school. In a minute I am going for a sleep.
Tomorrow is church+swimming.Comment
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Hahaha good luck. Hope the date goes well. Im sure it will, just flash the wallet and say "stand back, Im a contractor" and she'll swoon in to your arms.Originally posted by JamJarST View PostThis afternoon will be driving home from Manchester, then maybe cinema with a friend. Tomorrow I am climbing and then maybe a date with a new prospective victim, Sunday I am doing a 111km sportive, so hopefully the weather will clear up.
Gahhhh I hate that. What are you digging for btw?Originally posted by Diver View PostTrench dug, now filling with rainwater
I give up
When I was a teenager, I had to dig out a new soakaway for a septic tank system, a few 7ft deep trenches along the length of the garden, soil carefully piled up, then it starts raining and washes it back down
Mmmmm as we discussed in the sexting thread, seems to be a common occurrence. Life is that bad in the UK escape, that most of us need to numb the pain. Occasionally, I go out for a few, not to get pissed, but like a reset for the mind.Originally posted by escapeUK View PostWhat's so bad in your life that you have to spend the weekend like this to numb out the pain? Cant remember last time I had a drink, probably some time in Jan.
Personally I'll be spending the weekend, going to the gym, sexting and meeting hot strangers for the sex part of the text.
Omg, do you think I do this for the same reasons you guys get drunk? I'll think about that at the gym.
Speaking of which, I may go out with the OH tonight, if she perks up. Have a few drinkies. Last night was putting away clothes and grocery shopping, laundry and the gym. Tomorrow got a seminar to go to and then squash club tomorrow night.Comment
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You are Paddy Doherty and I claim my two gypsy weddings, one punchup, one caravan and all the lead back off the church roof.Originally posted by Diver View PostTrenching. Concrete footings, Build retaining wall, backfill.
Blockwork to patio.
Relocate compost heap (again)
but only if the weather permits
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Suns out now but I can't be arsed to do any work.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou are Paddy Doherty and I claim my two gypsy weddings, one punchup, one caravan and all the lead back off the church roof.
Think I'll just go and shift my generator so that I can get a clear shot from my window to the entrance to the rat burrow under my summer house.
Put some seed down, set up the rifle and wait for ratty to stick his head out
Scope is already set up as I took out 2 rats there last year that were attracted by the bird feeders.
Tum tiddly tum
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Currently cooking Punjabi Butter Chicken Curry with bombay Potatoes and Mushroom Bahji, watching Borussia Mönchengladbach vs. Borussia Dortmund and drinking a lovely Rose“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Recipe please!Originally posted by darmstadt View PostCurrently cooking Punjabi Butter Chicken Curry with bombay Potatoes and Mushroom Bahji, watching Borussia Mönchengladbach vs. Borussia Dortmund and drinking a lovely RoseComment
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