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Addiction to CUK is like an illness, don't know sick man for being weakOriginally posted by eek View PostI've had longer visits to the bog than your last flounce. You really can't keep away can you?
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I've got jet lag, so feck off.Originally posted by eek View PostI've had longer visits to the bog than your last flounce. You really can't keep away can you?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Is that the best you can do? The people I'm currently working with use feck in the same way I use um and errrOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've got jet lag, so feck off.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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That's because you're working with Father Crilly & the 'um' and 'errr' you use is because in a town of village idiots, the village idiots call you the village idiot.Originally posted by eek View PostIs that the best you can do? The people I'm currently working with use feck in the same way I use um and errr
Though, to be fair. It's still one word more than Spod.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Its always better to be talked about rather than not talked about. As for being the village idiot I currently feel like one, its remarkable what you discover you don't know when working at somewhere new.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThat's because you're working with Father Crilly & the 'um' and 'errr' you use is because in a town of village idiots, the village idiots call you the village idiot.
Though, to be fair. It's still one word more than Spod.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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And in the less esteemed establishments they can make you feel like you don't know what you do know.Originally posted by eek View PostIts always better to be talked about rather than not talked about. As for being the village idiot I currently feel like one, its remarkable what you discover you don't know when working at somewhere new.
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**** off you fat, drunken, dole scum bastard. Seriously.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThat's because you're working with Father Crilly & the 'um' and 'errr' you use is because in a town of village idiots, the village idiots call you the village idiot.
Though, to be fair. It's still one word more than Spod.
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Seriously?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post**** off you fat, drunken, dole scum bastard. Seriously.
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