Have we done this one yet

[bless 'em all]

Why not just stick their back legs down your boots or alternatively drape their front legs over a fence, like with sheep

Because goats deserve more respect than that.

[mudskipper]

I refer you to the lyrics of "So what?" by the Anti-Nowhere league.

[TimberWolf]

Anyway, not interested. The cloven hoofs put me off.


(As do horizontal pupils, chin growths, strange knees, horns, teeth and other things that make them too hard to catch).