Reply to: Have we done this one yet

[TimberWolf]

Anyway, not interested. The cloven hoofs put me off.


(As do horizontal pupils, chin growths, strange knees, horns, teeth and other things that make them too hard to catch).

[mudskipper]

I refer you to the lyrics of "So what?" by the Anti-Nowhere league.

[bless 'em all]

Why not just stick their back legs down your boots or alternatively drape their front legs over a fence, like with sheep

Because goats deserve more respect than that.

[MarillionFan]

Why not just stick their back legs down your boots or drape their front legs over a fence like with sheep

You know the rules. No boots. Best not to leave any tracks that can be traced.

[TimberWolf]

You have to wedge them up against something to keep them in place, it causes abrasions.

If you take them to the edge of a cliff, they push back

Why not just stick their back legs down your boots or alternatively drape their front legs over a fence, like with sheep

[AtW]

If you take them to the edge of a cliff, they push back

So you are basically advising SimonMac not to take 'em to the edge?

This thread is so

[SimonMac]

What's up with her knees?

Carpet burns

[Diver]

What's up with her knees?

You have to wedge them up against something to keep them in place, it causes abrasions.

If you take them to the edge of a cliff, they push back

[TimberWolf]

What's up with her knees?

[Diver]

Yes, very nice, but it's not a sheep is it

[SimonMac]

Goat p0rn? Nah. Been there, done it, got the t-shirt.

Xenophon.

Goat is the nickname of the new intern though

[AtW]

[MarillionFan]

You should see the mods forum, goat p0rn in abundance!

Goat p0rn? Nah. Been there, done it, got the t-shirt.

Xenophon.

[SimonMac]

The next neg rep SimonMac will be getting from his new husband named Rock in the Big House...

When being raped in prison staying any type of negative will be a bonus

[AtW]

The next neg rep SimonMac will be getting from his new husband named Rock in the Big House...