John Lewis gone to the dogs

[Diver]

I think everything in the world is made in China. Even the Japanese stuff I buy is made there, Roland, Yamaha, Korg, Sony.

I wonder if our Egyptian Cotton bedding was made in China

[MarillionFan]

Another Pratchett reference

They won't get it you know. None of them read the classics

I bought some luggage from John Lewis but it grew legs and ran off. Then I bought a washing machine but it would only go into rince mode when it was breezy.

[Pogle]

Another Pratchett reference

They won't get it you know. None of them read the classics

[SupremeSpod]

You could call it "the guild of seamstresses"

You'll probably find that "The Worshipful Company of Merchant Tailors" might have something to say about that.

[TestMangler]

The "Siberian goose feather" pillows in John Lewis felt like they were stuffed with hedgehogs. That should have been a clue that things aren't as they were.

Or else Siberian geese mutated after Chernobyl, and now resemble giant airborne porcupines

That's a coincidence. I ordered goose once in a Siberian restaurant and it looked suspiciously like hedgehog and turnip. The boiled cabbage and beetroot starter was ok though

[Diver]

I bought some luggage from John Lewis but it grew legs and ran off. Then I bought a washing machine but it would only go into rince mode when it was breezy.

I stand corrected!

There are well read people of taste and distinction within this bastion of decadance and perversion

[doodab]

You need to go for these ones:

Buy John Lewis Hungarian Goose Down Pillow online at JohnLewis.com - John Lewis

which are 100% down. Most of the others have a percentage of feathers or a feather core.

[mudskipper]

You need to go for these ones:

Buy John Lewis Hungarian Goose Down Pillow online at JohnLewis.com - John Lewis

which are 100% down. Most of the others have a percentage of feathers or a feather core.

Oooh - tempted. A few people complaining about the smell though.

[doodab]

Oooh - tempted. A few people complaining about the smell though.

Hmm. I have 4 of them and no funny smells. Perhaps there was a bad batch or something.

[mudskipper]

Hmm. I have 4 of them and no funny smells. Perhaps there was a bad batch or something.

Ordered. If they smell, they're going back!