If you became prime minister what would your first job be?

[TestMangler]

Top post so far

Also, making the bbc give more knicker shots during the tv coverage would be good. Maybe even let the girls put advertising on their pants?

Tena Lady ??

[vetran]

Create a new offence of allowing a dog to run out of control in a public park and scare small children.

Punishment: execution by being fed alive to a pack of very small yappy dogs.

Has to be Corgis, have you no sense of history?

[Old Greg]

Has to be Corgis, have you no sense of history?

And their owners are first into the pit.

[SimonMac]

If you became prime minister what would your first job be?

Ban the rep system

[nomadd]

Ban the rep system

Only allow +rep'ing!

EDIT: And get rid of this bloody stupid setting: You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

[Old Greg]

Only allow +rep'ing!

EDIT: And get rid of this bloody stupid setting: You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

Hypocrite.

[nomadd]

Personally I would put a cap on the cost of football. Football fans feel the pinch as costs soar - Telegraph . The only way to control the mob is by giving them a distraction. This is assuming I am not allowed to bring back Gladiators.

1. Give millions in aid to poor people in India to retrain them with modern I.T. skills.
2. Issue millions of UK working visas to said newly trained Indian people.
3. Sack all UK I.T. workers.
4. Give newly available UK I.T. jobs to Indian workers.
5. Give Indian works SC Clearance if they know who currently plays James Bond.

..Oh, wait a minute, someone beat me to it.

[nomadd]

Hypocrite.

Nope.

I've never -repped you except when tit-for-tat'ing your -reps at me (and I even say so in the ruddy rep comments, so you can't have missed it! )

[Old Greg]

Nope.

I've never -repped you except when tit-for-tat'ing your -reps at me (and I even say so in the ruddy rep comments, so you can't have missed it! )

But this shows the problem with the rep system. 'Tit for tat'? Rep is for posts we like or don't like.

Glad to see, though that you're in for negging to bring the system down. I knew you'd come out good.