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If you became prime minister what would your first job be?

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    #21
    education, education, education

    I would educate people not to jerk around with el presidente (moi)

    I would scrap the one thing that brings mismanagement, corruption, lobbying, vested interests and professional liars to this country - the political system.
    Government by elected representitives had it's day, but that day has gone.
    In the age of the interweb, there is no reason why every citizen cannot have a direct say in every decision, even if it is a default position.

    I would get nick fitz and a few contractors working on it on day 1. working direct. no agents.




    el presidente
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #22
      Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
      Take Sam up the oxo.

      You'd be "Mr DoggyStyles - Prime Minister", not "Mr David Cameron - Prime Minister"...

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        #23
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Nuke Bridgwater.
        Cracking plan, tulip place anyway. Glad I don't live there...

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          #24
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          education, education, education

          I would educate people not to jerk around with el presidente (moi)

          I would scrap the one thing that brings mismanagement, corruption, lobbying, vested interests and professional liars to this country - the political system.
          Government by elected representitives had it's day, but that day has gone.
          In the age of the interweb, there is no reason why every citizen cannot have a direct say in every decision, even if it is a default position.

          I would get nick fitz and a few contractors working on it on day 1. working direct. no agents.




          el presidente
          Viva "el presidente"!

          What's your stand on Guinea Pigs?

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            #25
            I've always wondered if it was possible to have some sort of "pot" for social welfare for your life time. If you don't use it during your younger years it would leave a bigger pension pot at the end, but if you want to go to university, claim the dole etc these things would come out of the pot and reduce the end pension.
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #26
              Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

              You'd be "Mr DoggyStyles - Prime Minister", not "Mr David Cameron - Prime Minister"...
              Ah, I see what you mean.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                Ah, I see what you mean.
                You could always give her a call though...

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                  Day 1 Scrap IR35
                  Day 2 Leave the EU
                  Day 3 Pull troops out of Afghanistan
                  Day 4 Introduce flat rate tax system
                  Day 5 Legalise all drugs
                  Day 6 Catalogue all non jobs in the state sector then put them all at risk
                  Day 7 Have a day off!
                  Not a a bad start, look forward to seeing week 2!
                  "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." Cicero

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                    #29
                    Day 1 - Leave the EU
                    Day 2 - Slash and burn all the non jobs in the public sector
                    Day 3 - Slash and burn the benefits structure
                    Day 4 - Make criminals pay the real cost of their crimes by working it off cleaning up the country, tougher sentences
                    Day 5 - Tighten border controls and purge the country of illegal immigrants
                    Day 6 - Build 2 new runways at Heathrow
                    Day 7 - Invade France

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                      #30
                      Get rid of the quangos and sack all the tsars!

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