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    Boobs with security clearance

    Why can't facebook have boob recognition software to prevent rash underage teenagers swapping nude photos of themselves, and only if no boobs are detected then clear the image for uploading?

    Perhaps nipple detection would be adequate, as that would catch some of the boys' obscene photos too.
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Why can't facebook have boob recognition software to prevent rash underage teenagers swapping nude photos of themselves, and only if no boobs are detected then clear the image for uploading?

    Perhaps nipple detection would be adequate, as that would catch some of the boys' obscene photos too.
    I went to talk to a guy who worked for SurfControl the web filtering software, his title was "Nipple Specialist" as he was writing the algorithm to detect and block nipples
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      I went to talk to a guy who worked for SurfControl the web filtering software, his title was "Nipple Specialist" as he was writing the algorithm to detect and block nipples
      It's buttocks hanging out trousers that annoy me.

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        #4
        Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
        It's buttocks hanging out trousers that annoy me.
        I've seen your arse, I would just accept it, maybe decorate with a tramp stamp and embrace your figure
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          I went to talk to a guy who worked for SurfControl the web filtering software, his title was "Nipple Specialist" as he was writing the algorithm to detect and block nipples


          thats nothing. I worked with a guy whose job title was 'stamping on nipples' and he wrote a function that could identify
          1 chapel coat pegs
          2 nipped up
          3 peanut smuggler
          4 bee sting zeroisers


          he got a bit annoyed when I pointed out that my eyeballs could spot all of these and more, when I was 14 at one hundred metres


          honest.


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