Boobs with security clearance

[EternalOptimist]

I went to talk to a guy who worked for SurfControl the web filtering software, his title was "Nipple Specialist" as he was writing the algorithm to detect and block nipples

thats nothing. I worked with a guy whose job title was 'stamping on nipples' and he wrote a function that could identify
1 chapel coat pegs
2 nipped up
3 peanut smuggler
4 bee sting zeroisers


he got a bit annoyed when I pointed out that my eyeballs could spot all of these and more, when I was 14 at one hundred metres


honest.

[SimonMac]

It's buttocks hanging out trousers that annoy me.

I've seen your arse, I would just accept it, maybe decorate with a tramp stamp and embrace your figure

[mudskipper]

I went to talk to a guy who worked for SurfControl the web filtering software, his title was "Nipple Specialist" as he was writing the algorithm to detect and block nipples

It's buttocks hanging out trousers that annoy me.

[SimonMac]

Why can't facebook have boob recognition software to prevent rash underage teenagers swapping nude photos of themselves, and only if no boobs are detected then clear the image for uploading?

Perhaps nipple detection would be adequate, as that would catch some of the boys' obscene photos too.

I went to talk to a guy who worked for SurfControl the web filtering software, his title was "Nipple Specialist" as he was writing the algorithm to detect and block nipples

[OwlHoot]

Why can't facebook have boob recognition software to prevent rash underage teenagers swapping nude photos of themselves, and only if no boobs are detected then clear the image for uploading?

Perhaps nipple detection would be adequate, as that would catch some of the boys' obscene photos too.