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Missus' Mate and her secret Boob Job
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI wonder how many men would have a knob job, for similar reasons. seems wrong to mePractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI wonder how many men would have a knob job, for similar reasons. seems wrong to me
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Some one I worked with at an client contacted me out the blue and asked me if I wanted to meet up with her for a meal so said yeah. Half way through the meal she says 'well you haven't noticed', I said 'noticed what' then she stuck her chest out and said her boob job, she had only invited me out to see if I could spot she had a boob job . I gave them a close inspection in the end but defo do not rate fake ones but if it makes her feel better about herself thats cool.Comment
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Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostSome one I worked with at an client contacted me out the blue and asked me if I wanted to meet up with her for a meal so said yeah. Half way through the meal she says 'well you haven't noticed', I said 'noticed what' then she stuck her chest out and said her boob job, she had only invited me out to see if I could spot she had a boob job . I gave them a close inspection in the end but defo do not rate fake ones but if it makes her feel better about herself thats cool.
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Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostSome one I worked with at an client contacted me out the blue and asked me if I wanted to meet up with her for a meal so said yeah. Half way through the meal she says 'well you haven't noticed', I said 'noticed what' then she stuck her chest out and said her boob job, she had only invited me out to see if I could spot she had a boob job . I gave them a close inspection in the end but defo do not rate fake ones but if it makes her feel better about herself thats cool.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPerhaps her boob enhancement was nowt to do with men, and more to do with her own self esteem.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostIt could mean a lucrative income stream on adult work or similarPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I'd be scared in case they bursted. Or if you squeeze one, the other pops out
like Harpo honking his honker in a Marx brothers film
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostIt could mean a lucrative income stream on adult work or similarComment
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