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Job of the day 4/4/12
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Job of the day 4/4/12
If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello -
excellent!! I'd apply, but its in the land of porridge...I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you! -
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Done in Excel. :-) Recruitment agent looking for CVs!!!!!
"From geek to geeks
Various
Ok, so here it is youre either resourceful enough to have found the online translator or youre smart enough to decipher this on your own – either way I am in awe of you sir/maam.
Now, this simple job ad caught your eye more than the usual bull crap “Terrific opportunity to join a dynamic...blah blah blah†ads that my competitors churn out on a daily basis and you are:
a) Intelligent enough to know it was written in Hex and
b) Intrigued enough to know what my message is
So, my message is this:
I am not a regular pain in the arse recruitment consultant, interested in bums on seats for any old job. People Ive assisted throughout my career will tell you I manage careers. I do this by understanding what interests you and identifying suitable opportunities within the marketplace – this means you could hear from me once a week or once a year, depending on the requirements you set, not me.
It costs you nothing to employ me but the REAL benefit to you is that you dont need to read all those crappy sales pitch ads that sell you every single mundane opportunity out there and you only hear about the opportunities that appeal to you. Effectively, you become what we call a “passive job seeker†not someone who looks for a new job every day but someone who has a trusted relationship with a hard working guy in an office that knows what interests you.
If this sounds like a better way for you to look for a new career opportunity now or in the future, then please contact me and if not, then I wish you farewell and good luck, I cannot help you in your quest.
Thank you, for being awesome.
5311"Last edited by Scrag Meister; 4 April 2012, 11:09.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostDone in Excel. :-) Recruitment agent looking for CVs!!!!!
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostDone from the top of my head, my reply to him:
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77 61 6e 6b 65 72Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Don't tell me - It's another one of those GCHQ job ads that need decryptingWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostDon't tell me - It's another one of those GCHQ job ads that need decryptingComment
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Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostDone in Excel. :-) Recruitment agent looking for CVs!!!!!
"From geek to geeks
Various
Ok, so here it is youre either resourceful enough to have found the online translator or youre smart enough to decipher this on your own – either way I am in awe of you sir/maam.
Now, this simple job ad caught your eye more than the usual bull crap “Terrific opportunity to join a dynamic...blah blah blah” ads that my competitors churn out on a daily basis and you are:
a) Intelligent enough to know it was written in Hex and
b) Intrigued enough to know what my message is
So, my message is this:
I am not a regular pain in the arse recruitment consultant, interested in bums on seats for any old job. People Ive assisted throughout my career will tell you I manage careers. I do this by understanding what interests you and identifying suitable opportunities within the marketplace – this means you could hear from me once a week or once a year, depending on the requirements you set, not me.
It costs you nothing to employ me but the REAL benefit to you is that you dont need to read all those crappy sales pitch ads that sell you every single mundane opportunity out there and you only hear about the opportunities that appeal to you. Effectively, you become what we call a “passive job seeker” not someone who looks for a new job every day but someone who has a trusted relationship with a hard working guy in an office that knows what interests you.
If this sounds like a better way for you to look for a new career opportunity now or in the future, then please contact me and if not, then I wish you farewell and good luck, I cannot help you in your quest.
Thank you, for being awesome.
5311"If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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