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Previously on "Job of the day 4/4/12"

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  • pmeswani
    replied
    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    Done in Excel. :-) Recruitment agent looking for CVs!!!!!

    "From geek to geeks

    Various

    Ok, so here it is youre either resourceful enough to have found the online translator or youre smart enough to decipher this on your own – either way I am in awe of you sir/maam.

    Now, this simple job ad caught your eye more than the usual bull crap “Terrific opportunity to join a dynamic...blah blah blah” ads that my competitors churn out on a daily basis and you are:
    a) Intelligent enough to know it was written in Hex and
    b) Intrigued enough to know what my message is

    So, my message is this:
    I am not a regular pain in the arse recruitment consultant, interested in bums on seats for any old job. People Ive assisted throughout my career will tell you I manage careers. I do this by understanding what interests you and identifying suitable opportunities within the marketplace – this means you could hear from me once a week or once a year, depending on the requirements you set, not me.

    It costs you nothing to employ me but the REAL benefit to you is that you dont need to read all those crappy sales pitch ads that sell you every single mundane opportunity out there and you only hear about the opportunities that appeal to you. Effectively, you become what we call a “passive job seeker” not someone who looks for a new job every day but someone who has a trusted relationship with a hard working guy in an office that knows what interests you.

    If this sounds like a better way for you to look for a new career opportunity now or in the future, then please contact me and if not, then I wish you farewell and good luck, I cannot help you in your quest.

    Thank you, for being awesome.
    5311"
    When can you start?

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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Don't tell me - It's another one of those GCHQ job ads that need decrypting
    Yes it uses a cunning substitution code where each character is represented by 2 characters.

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  • OwlHoot
    replied
    Don't tell me - It's another one of those GCHQ job ads that need decrypting

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  • Scrag Meister
    replied
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Done from the top of my head, my reply to him:

    46 75 63 6b 69 6e 67
    77 61 6e 6b 65 72
    Copulating

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  • scooby
    replied
    Sleezy

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  • darmstadt
    replied
    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    Done in Excel. :-) Recruitment agent looking for CVs!!!!!
    Done from the top of my head, my reply to him:

    46 75 63 6b 69 6e 67
    77 61 6e 6b 65 72

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  • Scrag Meister
    replied
    Translation

    Done in Excel. :-) Recruitment agent looking for CVs!!!!!

    "From geek to geeks

    Various

    Ok, so here it is youre either resourceful enough to have found the online translator or youre smart enough to decipher this on your own – either way I am in awe of you sir/maam.

    Now, this simple job ad caught your eye more than the usual bull crap “Terrific opportunity to join a dynamic...blah blah blah” ads that my competitors churn out on a daily basis and you are:
    a) Intelligent enough to know it was written in Hex and
    b) Intrigued enough to know what my message is

    So, my message is this:
    I am not a regular pain in the arse recruitment consultant, interested in bums on seats for any old job. People Ive assisted throughout my career will tell you I manage careers. I do this by understanding what interests you and identifying suitable opportunities within the marketplace – this means you could hear from me once a week or once a year, depending on the requirements you set, not me.

    It costs you nothing to employ me but the REAL benefit to you is that you dont need to read all those crappy sales pitch ads that sell you every single mundane opportunity out there and you only hear about the opportunities that appeal to you. Effectively, you become what we call a “passive job seeker” not someone who looks for a new job every day but someone who has a trusted relationship with a hard working guy in an office that knows what interests you.

    If this sounds like a better way for you to look for a new career opportunity now or in the future, then please contact me and if not, then I wish you farewell and good luck, I cannot help you in your quest.

    Thank you, for being awesome.
    5311"
    Last edited by Scrag Meister; 4 April 2012, 11:09.

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  • scooby
    replied
    excellent!! I'd apply, but its in the land of porridge...

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  • Chantho
    started a topic Job of the day 4/4/12

    Job of the day 4/4/12

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