Give us this day our daily spud

[realityhack]

From the comments:

• 5:52 PM on 3/28/2012
  
  Hambo
  
  It's a potato wedgie!
  
  
  
  
  
• 1:01 PM on 3/23/2012
  
  FMJ
  
  Shame he wasn't a portly monk, or there would have been a deep fat friar joke in there somewhere. And you have to ask - was the bloke with the Russian dolls dressed up as a really big one himself?
  
  
  

[xoggoth]

Obviously a man of your calibre would have a man to do that for you?

Like a butler you mean? Hey that would be really posh! I say, Jeeves!

[amcdonald]

Of course, to say for sure that vicar's story wasn't credible one would have to have some experience in inserting things up the bottom and the requisites of the aforesaid manoevre, so obviously, unlike you lot above, I wouldn't know.

I know of someone whose party trick was to insert a garden gnome up their bum, and for encore have two women fisting them of which one at least once was my ex landlady

But accidently inserting a potato up your bum, that's about as likely as a priest 'accidently' impaling themselves on a choirboy

[Diver]

Like a butler you mean? Hey that would be really posh! I say, Jeeves!

Traditionally the younger sons of the upper classes went into the clergy, and we all know that the the upper classes would roger a mongoose if it stood still long enough, so it's no surprise that the church has inherited a legacy of sexual deviancy.

and the upper classes being traditionally landowners, I wouldn't be surprised in the least if Ones Manservant was required to bring in the crops so to speak

[KentPhilip]

I came home from work early today and caught my daughter masturbating with a cucumber.

"That's disgusting" I said, "I'm meant to be eating that tonight, now it's going to taste like salad."