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    #21
    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I can find lucrative contract work for ladies like yourselves who are unafraid to show each other public affection. PM me. K2P2 and cojak are already on my books.
    So why did Mary Poppins go it alone?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #22
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      So why did Mary Poppins go it alone?
      I had her teamed up with you for a 'Beryl and Gladys' twins contract.

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        #23
        Originally posted by eek View Post
        Considering the average level of cretin in most members (myself included).
        Maybe the answer is in the question?
        nomadd liked this post

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          #24
          Originally posted by nomadd View Post
          Maybe the answer is in the question?
          Nah can't be that. If it was this thread would be
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #25
            Originally posted by eek View Post
            Nah can't be that. If it was this thread would be
            No it wouldn't, not once you've provoked the other cretins. Then it's
            nomadd liked this post

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              #26
              Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
              I had her teamed up with you for a 'Beryl and Gladys' twins contract.
              She told me your secret. That you're still really 'pre-op'.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #27
                Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                I can find lucrative contract work for ladies like yourselves who are unafraid to show each other public affection. PM me. K2P2 and cojak are already on my books.
                Weekly invoicing, your margin is no more than 7% and laundry bills are chargeable to the client. Plus we want a generous cut of worldwide distribution revenues. Deal?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  She told me your secret. That you're still really 'pre-op'.
                  Look, I didn't want to hurt your feelings but if you're going to be like that, once she heard you were in, the cheeky madam demanded scat rates. I wasn't having that so subbed the old man in as he's glad of the work and doesn't get too fussy.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    Weekly invoicing, your margin is no more than 7% and laundry bills are chargeable to the client. Plus we want a generous cut of worldwide distribution revenues. Deal?
                    You forgot to state whether its gross or net revenue and whether thats before or after marketing and distribution costs are taken into account. Amateurs.
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Weekly invoicing, your margin is no more than 7% and laundry bills are chargeable to the client. Plus we want a generous cut of worldwide distribution revenues. Deal?
                      50% at this end of the market unless you think you thinkcan find the same calibre of clients yourself.

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