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So why did Mary Poppins go it alone?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
I had her teamed up with you for a 'Beryl and Gladys' twins contract.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo why did Mary Poppins go it alone?Comment
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Maybe the answer is in the question?Originally posted by eek View PostConsidering the average level of cretin in most members (myself included).
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Nah can't be that. If it was this thread would beOriginally posted by nomadd View PostMaybe the answer is in the question?
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No it wouldn't, not once you've provoked the other cretins. Then it'sOriginally posted by eek View PostNah can't be that. If it was this thread would be
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She told me your secret. That you're still really 'pre-op'.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostI had her teamed up with you for a 'Beryl and Gladys' twins contract.
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Weekly invoicing, your margin is no more than 7% and laundry bills are chargeable to the client. Plus we want a generous cut of worldwide distribution revenues. Deal?Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostI can find lucrative contract work for ladies like yourselves who are unafraid to show each other public affection. PM me. K2P2 and cojak are already on my books.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Look, I didn't want to hurt your feelings but if you're going to be like that, once she heard you were in, the cheeky madam demanded scat rates. I wasn't having that so subbed the old man in as he's glad of the work and doesn't get too fussy.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostShe told me your secret. That you're still really 'pre-op'.
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You forgot to state whether its gross or net revenue and whether thats before or after marketing and distribution costs are taken into account. Amateurs.Originally posted by Zippy View PostWeekly invoicing, your margin is no more than 7% and laundry bills are chargeable to the client. Plus we want a generous cut of worldwide distribution revenues. Deal?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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50% at this end of the market unless you think you thinkcan find the same calibre of clients yourself.Originally posted by Zippy View PostWeekly invoicing, your margin is no more than 7% and laundry bills are chargeable to the client. Plus we want a generous cut of worldwide distribution revenues. Deal?Comment
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