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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    FTFY
    And you're no better than you ought to be.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Amateurs are profitable .
    FTFY

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    You forgot to state whether its gross or net revenue and whether thats before or after marketing and distribution costs are taken into account. Amateurs.
    Amateurs are good.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Weekly invoicing, your margin is no more than 7% and laundry bills are chargeable to the client. Plus we want a generous cut of worldwide distribution revenues. Deal?
    50% at this end of the market unless you think you thinkcan find the same calibre of clients yourself.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Weekly invoicing, your margin is no more than 7% and laundry bills are chargeable to the client. Plus we want a generous cut of worldwide distribution revenues. Deal?
    You forgot to state whether its gross or net revenue and whether thats before or after marketing and distribution costs are taken into account. Amateurs.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    She told me your secret. That you're still really 'pre-op'.
    Look, I didn't want to hurt your feelings but if you're going to be like that, once she heard you were in, the cheeky madam demanded scat rates. I wasn't having that so subbed the old man in as he's glad of the work and doesn't get too fussy.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I can find lucrative contract work for ladies like yourselves who are unafraid to show each other public affection. PM me. K2P2 and cojak are already on my books.
    Weekly invoicing, your margin is no more than 7% and laundry bills are chargeable to the client. Plus we want a generous cut of worldwide distribution revenues. Deal?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I had her teamed up with you for a 'Beryl and Gladys' twins contract.
    She told me your secret. That you're still really 'pre-op'.

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Nah can't be that. If it was this thread would be
    No it wouldn't, not once you've provoked the other cretins. Then it's

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    Maybe the answer is in the question?
    Nah can't be that. If it was this thread would be

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Considering the average level of cretin in most members (myself included).
    Maybe the answer is in the question?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    So why did Mary Poppins go it alone?
    I had her teamed up with you for a 'Beryl and Gladys' twins contract.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I can find lucrative contract work for ladies like yourselves who are unafraid to show each other public affection. PM me. K2P2 and cojak are already on my books.
    So why did Mary Poppins go it alone?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Hello me old china . I think it's my round
    I can find lucrative contract work for ladies like yourselves who are unafraid to show each other public affection. PM me. K2P2 and cojak are already on my books.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    So you're saying Cojak is doing a tulip job Zips? Very brave.
    Originally posted by eek View Post
    I think courageous is a better word.
    I am in possession of what old folk refer to as 'the negatives'.

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