I don't want to sound like an unsympathetic sexist git......

[DimPrawn]

....but that kettle doesn't put itself on love.

[SimonMac]

....but that kettle doesn't put itself on love.

Kettle? Call yourself a contractor, I use a Gaggia Bean to Cup Coffee Machine.

Mods, Who let the pauper on here?

[Scrag Meister]

Kettle? Call yourself a contractor, I use a Gaggia Bean to Cup Coffee Machine.

Mods, Who let the pauper on here?

Me too, don't you find the bin for the coffee grounds a little small? Its a beautiful cup of coffee though.

[amcdonald]

Kettle? Call yourself a contractor, I use a Gaggia Bean to Cup Coffee Machine.

Mods, Who let the pauper on here?

And this is the coffee you need:

[Diver]

Kettle? Call yourself a contractor, I use a Gaggia Bean to Cup Coffee Machine.

Mods, Who let the pauper on here?

I prefer a cup of Nescafe Gold

I do get each cup delivered by helicopter and limousine though

[eek]

I prefer a cup of Nescafe Gold

I do get each cup delivered by helicopter and limousine though

Cheapstake. I forego the helicopter but insist on a disposable cup made of 24 carat gold.

[BrilloPad]

....but that kettle doesn't put itself on love.

Doesn't your butler do that?

[SimonMac]

And this is the coffee you need:

I have tried that, and excuse the pun it does indeed taste nutty

[DimPrawn]

Doesn't your butler do that?

Bugger ran off to Wandsworth.