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"It's not as good as the book"

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    #11
    No, complement

    HTH

    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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      #12
      Originally posted by threaded
      No, complement

      HTH

      Oh dear.
      Complement. To complete.
      Compliment. To give praise.
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #13
        Erm, the joke was wikipedia...
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
        threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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          #14
          Originally posted by threaded
          Erm, the joke was wikipedia...
          ...as opposed to funny.
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #15
            Originally posted by threaded
            No, complement

            HTH

            Showing your dunce quotient again, I see.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              Originally posted by janey
              Showing your dunce quotient again, I see.
              The joke went over your head, don't worry, there'll be an easier one along later.
              Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
              threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                #17
                Originally posted by threaded
                The joke went over your head, don't worry, there'll be an easier one along later.
                Pardon me for not noticing, I thought jokes had to have an element of humour about them?
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by janey
                  Pardon me for not noticing, I thought jokes had to have an element of humour about them?
                  Watch the humourless closely: the cocked and furtive way they monitor all conversation, their flashes of panic as irony or exaggeration eludes them, the relief with which they submit to the meaningless babble of unanimous laughter. The humourless can programme themselves to relish situations of human farce or slapstick -- and that’s about it. They are handicapped in the head, or mentally ‘challenged’, as Americans say (euphemism itself being a denial of humour). The trouble is that the challenge wins, every time, hands down. The humourless have no idea what is going on and can’t make sense of anything at all.
                  Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                  threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                    #19
                    And all this to cover the fact that you can't spell? How sad
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by threaded
                      Watch the humourless closely: the cocked and furtive way they monitor all conversation, their flashes of panic as irony or exaggeration eludes them, the relief with which they submit to the meaningless babble of unanimous laughter. The humourless can programme themselves to relish situations of human farce or slapstick -- and that’s about it. They are handicapped in the head, or mentally ‘challenged’, as Americans say (euphemism itself being a denial of humour). The trouble is that the challenge wins, every time, hands down. The humourless have no idea what is going on and can’t make sense of anything at all.
                      You only spelled that correctly because Martin Amis wrote it for you. That wasn't a compliment (or a complement) by the way.

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