Life on the bench in my jogging bottoms

[MarillionFan]

Perfect. I thought you were benched too? Or did they find some budget for your scabby little project.

Nah still in the air, so I'm working for U2 on the off chance.

[Zippy]

Shifted hang over with a fry up.
Got on my bike and road along the new cycle path past Harpenden and out to Southdown.
Discovered a babbling river and weir I knew nothing about and watched the fish swimming in the river in the glorious sunshine.
Got home and did a barbecue for the wife and kids.
Went cycling again this evening with a friend I am supporting to cycle and get fit - a simple 5 miler bless but tops up the overall miles.

This enforced bench time / recovery time is shaping up.

Sound wonderful Keep up the good work!

[mudskipper]

Sound wonderful Keep up the good work!

WSS - except the 'shift hangover with fryup' bit. No hangover = fruit smoothie for breakfast.

[suityou01]

WSS - except the 'shift hangover with fryup' bit. No hangover = fruit smoothie for breakfast.

Fruit (smooth or otherwise) is no breakfast for a man.

[Moscow Mule]

Fruit (smooth or otherwise) is no breakfast for a man.

Jogging bottoms are no trousers for a man.

[shaunbhoy]

Nah still in the air, so I'm working for U2 on the off chance.

Doing what? Stun-gassing people that climb on stage?

[hyperD]

...awful trapped wind I had was too much to bear and needed a safe location to expel it, so cycled back parping.

Sorry MF, but it's impossible to chuff when one is bicycling: the primate reflex of the defunct male childbirth reflex to expel methane from ones anus normally results in a very soiled saddle and squidgy undergarments.

Especially chronic in the forty somethings...

Er, allegedly...

[sasguru]

Fruit (smooth or otherwise) is no breakfast for a man.

But should be just fine for you.

[Old Greg]

But should be just fine for you.

What if it upset his tummy?

[MarillionFan]

What if it upset his tummy?

Tummy? WTF says Tummy???

You are a five year old boy who likes to
wear his mums clothes and I claim my five sessions with a psychoanalyst.