Difference between freelance and perms?

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I puked in the wastepaper bin next to my desk once.

I puked in a waste paper bin in Batley after an all night transition when ill, coming back from Sheffield to Leeds, came off the M1 to vomit, didn't want to stop on the dual carriageway...

Heading to where the missus worked, for some reason. Up-chucked, sat in Tesco's for a bit, coffee and a pie from Greggs, sorted....

Permies, pah!