And why do the people who buy them think everyone else wants to listen to their tulipty music?
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Why don't iPads come with headphones?
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Why don't iPads come with headphones?
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Most people on my train (including me) have those earpieces that push right into the ear so you can't hear them. The downside of that is....ear wax....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Eye-Pads are for showing off, hence they require neither headphones nor brain.<Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!Comment
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If you can afford an I-pad, go for the new Bose noise canceling headphones, they were quite astounding.
Tried them in John Lewis the other day and couldn't hear the wife when she was only a foot away, unless she really raised her voice.
Only major drawback was the £250-£300 price tag.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostTried them in John Lewis the other day and couldn't hear the wife when she was only a foot away, unless she really raised her voice.
So that’s why you want them
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Who wants to give their wife a legitimate reason to raise her voice
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I don't know, why don't iPads come with headphones?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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