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That's rich coming from someone who tired to claim that the toilets at Wigan North Western are a substantially different work location from Wallgate just because the council made you take your mobility scooter round the new one way system. -
I'm so bored wfh in this contract that I bought myself one of these
Set myself up a target at the bottom of the drive and in between conference calls I practice my shooting out of the study window
Sometimes I use the local wood pigeons as alternative targets but the namby pamby velocity limit on modern air rifles means all I can do is tickle themHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Would you be interested in some consultancy work during out next stand up team meeting?Originally posted by Troll View PostI'm so bored wfh in this contract that I bought myself one of these
Set myself up a target at the bottom of the drive and in between conference calls I practice my shooting out of the study window
Sometimes I use the local wood pigeons as alternative targets but the namby pamby velocity limit on modern air rifles means all I can do is tickle themComment
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Stand up team meetings? IR35 alert!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWould you be interested in some consultancy work during out next stand up team meeting?"You can't climb the ladder of success, with your hands in the pockets"
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