Who is on cretin watch today?

[BrilloPad]

You have let the arch-cretin in - please do the necessary.

[amcdonald]

You have let the arch-cretin in - please do the needfull.

FTFY

[petergriffin]

I take the epithet 'cretin' as a badge of honour.

[BrilloPad]

I take the epithet 'cretin' as a badge of honour.

being called cretin is easy these days - to get the ultimate acclaim you need to be called a brown-noser.

HTH

[Old Greg]

You have let the arch-cretin in - please do the necessary.

I think pondy is probably on today.

[BrilloPad]

I think pondy is probably on today.

Grass!

I keep telling my daughter - carry on being a grass and you will make yourself unpopular.

Though I nearly drew the line when a friend told her the childminder had threatened to kill her and her parents had told her tough luck! This friend is a well known liar - but I got daughter to encourage friend to tell a teacher.

[Pondlife]

I think pondy is probably on today.

You've been fiddling with the roster again. Also, I still have a domino's expenses receipt that hasn't been paid.

You know the rules, no pizza, no pondy.

[Old Greg]

You've been fiddling with the roster again. Also, I still have a domino's expenses receipt that hasn't been paid.

You know the rules, no pizza, no pondy.

And I told you I'm not paying for stuffed crust until you're out of probation.