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Food to eat the night before an operation

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    #11
    As you're almost certainly going to die, I'd take inspiration from the last meals of death row inmates in the US.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      Chances are if you are farting whilst under anaesthetic they will shove a cork up your bum.

      And that won't be the worst of it.
      Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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        #13
        Originally posted by scooby View Post
        Tomorrow I go in for my shoulder surgery. Im going to be operated on for around 2hrs.

        As Im nil by mouth from midnight tonight, what should I have for my tea (dinner for the Southerners...) tonight? Do people fart and stuff whille under a general anaesthetic?

        You need to eat healthily and not eat any food that will give you indigestion. If you suffer from indigestion, tell the anaesthetist as he may have to give you a pill to prevent it as it can choke you under general.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #14
          I'd eat spaghetti - try not to chew it though, so if you do choke on it during the op, at least the anaesthetist can pull it out of your throat and lungs easily.
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            You need to eat healthily and not eat any food that will give you indigestion. If you suffer from indigestion, tell the anaesthetist as he may have to give you a pill to prevent it as it can choke you under general.
            Aha! a helpful response!!
            I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
              We'll all look out for you in the Lancette.
              Is that the junior version of the Lancet?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                Is that the junior version of the Lancet?
                I was hoping it was a medical mag with more shaved lady bits in.

                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #18
                  Picolax would make the op go quickly
                  Doing the needful since 1827

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                    #19
                    Update please. Please post and let us know the outcome of your operation / farting frenzy. Death is no excuse you must still post.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Update please. Please post and let us know the outcome of your operation / farting frenzy. Death is no excuse you must still post.
                      Says the man off with a cold.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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