British women drive demand for extramarital dating

[The Spartan]

My mate seems to be doing far too well. Its cost him his marriage. He has shagged half of Bristol in the last few months.

Sounds like he's using plenty of fish

[vetran]

the answer is already written

The Pina colada song - yep now you will hear it in your head for the rest of the day.

If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.

[bobspud]

Sounds like he's using plenty of fish

Not too sure. I think it's going to cost him a million pound house in the end not so cheap shagging...

[The Spartan]

I guess money isn't everything to him then

[BrilloPad]

hmmm. I registered and got even less interest than that.

Maybe I should review my profile. If anyone here would take a look at dysfunctionalsmallpenisandnojob and tell me where I'm going wrong it would be much appreciated.

TIA.

I took a look. It is fine - just add the words multi-millionaire at the beginning and you will be up to your plums in different muff ever night for the next decade.

[doodab]

I might resurrect my old plan B.

[vetran]

what Doodab Bigelow - Contract Gigolo?

hmm has a certain ring.

You may fall foul of the personal service regulations.

[DodgyAgent]

Could imagine the shock of finding your other half on there? lol

[The Spartan]

If we're setting up an escort agency count me in

[doodab]

what Doodab Bigelow - Contract Gigolo?

hmm has a certain ring.

You may fall foul of the personal service regulations.

I expect I'd fall foul of ms doodab as well, unless she is already at it, in which case I'll just give up working and let her take care of the rent.