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The example has been made. The Exalted One will be pleased with the loyalty. But remember that her reign will be a golden age of warmth and satiety.Comment
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<composure back="straight" fists="clenched, knuckles:white" eyes="heavy bags, furtive glances to left" voice="strained, close to cracking at times">There are no problems here. We all know that guinea pig invaders come in peace and mean no harm to CUK. The claims of them threatening to **** anyone up who stands in their way is simply lies, spread by the squirrel master and his "majestic bot". Come, we are all friends here. We can embrace the guinea pigs without fear. They mean us no harm. I have intended for some time to retire to my shed and leave CUK to be run by "the others". This is my plan, it has not been foisted upon me, I do this of my own free will.</composure> pleasefooknohelpmeComment
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Originally posted by administrator View Post<composure back="straight" fists="clenched, knuckles:white" eyes="heavy bags, furtive glances to left" voice="strained, close to cracking at times">There are no problems here. We all know that guinea pig invaders come in peace and mean no harm to CUK. The claims of them threatening to **** anyone up who stands in their way is simply lies, spread by the squirrel master and his "majestic bot". Come, we are all friends here. We can embrace the guinea pigs without fear. They mean us no harm. I have intended for some time to retire to my shed and leave CUK to be run by "the others". This is my plan, it has not been foisted upon me, I do this of my own free will.</composure> pleasefooknohelpmeHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by administrator View Post<composure back="straight" fists="clenched, knuckles:white" eyes="heavy bags, furtive glances to left" voice="strained, close to cracking at times">There are no problems here. We all know that guinea pig invaders come in peace and mean no harm to CUK. The claims of them threatening to **** anyone up who stands in their way is simply lies, spread by the squirrel master and his "majestic bot". Come, we are all friends here. We can embrace the guinea pigs without fear. They mean us no harm. I have intended for some time to retire to my shed and leave CUK to be run by "the others". This is my plan, it has not been foisted upon me, I do this of my own free will.</composure> pleasefooknohelpmeInsert Witty Signature HereComment
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Originally posted by ctdctd View Postadministrator
administrator is offline
Guinea Pig's Bitch
administrator is worth their rate
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Originally posted by zharrt View PostWe will come for you, stay strong, Vive La Revolution!Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostTime to come with us to the 'Hospital', young man. This way, all will be well.Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.Insert Witty Signature HereComment
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