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It's CUK Chief Fantasist Nomination time
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Brillopad and Churchill for saying they're not racists.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Me. I often think the general is a nice place where people can come for help or to share a laugh.Comment
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SasGuru, although I still don't understand why you would pretend to lead such a dull, depressing life?Comment
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That's easy.
It's a dead heat between Dim and Lord Haw Haw von Sheisser Catchen.Hard Brexit now!
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true story
I was in Barcelona last autumn, popped into a cafe for a bottle of orange
so I points 'one of them please mate'
so this foreigner points 'Fanta si ?'
and I says to him i says 'no. really'
stright up gov, not a word of a lie
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Admin, the guy is on a permanent power tripOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posttrue story
I was in Barcelona last autumn, popped into a cafe for a bottle of orange
so I points 'one of them please mate'
so this foreigner points 'Fanta si ?'
and I says to him i says 'no. really'
stright up gov, not a word of a lie

Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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