It's CUK Chief Fantasist Nomination time

[EternalOptimist]

[SimonMac]

true story

I was in Barcelona last autumn, popped into a cafe for a bottle of orange
so I points 'one of them please mate'
so this foreigner points 'Fanta si ?'
and I says to him i says 'no. really'


stright up gov, not a word of a lie

[SimonMac]

Admin, the guy is on a permanent power trip

[EternalOptimist]

true story

I was in Barcelona last autumn, popped into a cafe for a bottle of orange
so I points 'one of them please mate'
so this foreigner points 'Fanta si ?'
and I says to him i says 'no. really'


stright up gov, not a word of a lie

[DimPrawn]

Wow!

I've always dreamt of winning this award. It's been like a fantasy of mine.

[The Spartan]

Dim Prawn and MarillionFool er I meant Fan lol

[sasguru]

That's easy.
It's a dead heat between Dim and Lord Haw Haw von Sheisser Catchen.

[russell]

SasGuru, although I still don't understand why you would pretend to lead such a dull, depressing life?

[BrilloPad]

Me. I often think the general is a nice place where people can come for help or to share a laugh.

[MarillionFan]

Brillopad and Churchill for saying they're not racists.

[oracleslave]

Vote early and often.