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I bumped into an ex-girlfriend today....

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    #21
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Anyway.

    One of the first questions she asked is (whilst pulling her top to reveal even more cleavage)


    "So....what car you driving these days?"


    Take note you sad Honda and Skoda drivers.
    Take note not to drive an ostentatious car if you want to avoid materialist skanks? Good tip.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Take note not to drive an ostentatious car if you want to avoid materialist skanks? Good tip.
      Dim doesn't want to that.

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        #23
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        ...guess what one of her first questions was?
        Are you still partial to the taste of a snooker ball and a bit of leather?

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          #24
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          Are you still partial to the taste of a snooker ball and a bit of leather?
          Stop, it's bringing it all back and it's still painfull.

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            #25
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Anyway.

            One of the first questions she asked is (whilst pulling her top to reveal even more cleavage)


            "So....what car you driving these days?"


            Take note you sad Honda and Skoda drivers.
            What did you answer and what car do you actually drive?

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              #26
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              ...guess what one of her first questions was?
              If I get rid of the hyabusa will you move back into my shed?

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                #27
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                What did you answer and what car do you actually drive?
                Don't know the exact make and model, I'll ask my Chauffeur.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  If I get rid of the hyabusa will you move back into my shed?
                  No, because then I'd have to take those pills again and I'm not going back there.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    ...guess what one of her first questions was?
                    That donkey punch did your looks a world of good, when does the neck brace come off?

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      Anyway.

                      One of the first questions she asked is (whilst pulling her top to reveal even more cleavage)


                      "So....what car you driving these days?"


                      Take note you sad Honda and Skoda drivers.
                      You are so lucky not to have good looks or personality.

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