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    #11
    careful if you sot down for too long...the lights in the bog here are on a motion sensor...many is the time i've been left in the dark whilst.........nah you don't need to hear that
    Your friendly neighbourhood VirtualMonkey - Not giving financial advice since...well...ever.

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      #12
      Always hover unless it is your own toilet.

      I always have a problem with modern toilets, the U-bends are so small that they can't cope with my enormous dumps.

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        #13
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        Do I hover or get sat down for a long comfortable number two?
        Time to dig out his onesie, nappies and dummy. I feel another little 'training session' coming on.

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          #14
          Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
          Time to dig out his onesie, nappies and dummy. I feel another little 'training session' coming on.
          Will he get a prize "finish"
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #15
            Originally posted by eek View Post
            Will he get a prize "finish"
            If he gets it in we've adapted the sticker reward system to work with nipple clamps.

            If he misses, I rub his nose in it. I think he does miss on purpose sometimes, the little tyke.

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